Kristin Cavalleri is For Sale

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Fresh off the cancellation of the UPN show Get This Party Started after two episodes, Kristin Cavalleri, “star” of MTV’s Laguna Beach, is now offering to sell herself. The highest bidder during a charity eBay auction will have a 10 minute conversation with Kristin via Skype, an Internet phone system. Brooke Shields, Rachel Bilson, and Melissa Etheridge are among the other celebrities participating in the Skype-a-Celeb auction. The proceeds benefit The Art of Elysium, an organization “that encourages artists to dedicate their time and talent to under-served, at risk and hospitalized children whose lives are constantly disrupted by hardship, or chronic and often terminal illness.”

Isn’t this joke about over? I wouldn’t pay money to watch this girl drown. From what I’ve seen, it would appear that you would have an easier time petting a cobra than having an intelligent conversation with this Z-list nobody. I swear to god, if the highest bidder isn’t a giggling 12 year old girl or a middle aged man in his mother’s basement with the lights off, I’m writing my congressman and demand that he send Jessica to my house in a school girl outfit to give me an oral apology.