Britney Giveth, Taketh Away and Giveth Again

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Several sources are reporting that Britney Spears decided to reconcile with Federline and let him move back in the house. According to witnesses, and these pictures below taken a couple days ago, she also gave him back his Ferrari she had towed away. That’ll teach him, Brit. Way to go. I wasn’t sure who was dumber out of these two, but at this point Federline is coming out smelling like a rocket scientist. A racially confused, functionally retarded rocket scientist.

Oh, and uh, if you’re bored feel free to head over to DivorceKevin.com where Britney’s devoted fans have set up a petition to get Britney to dump the Federline. Sorry, people. Once you go jobless, gold digging, slob with a pregnant girlfriend, you never go back.

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