Madonna Isn’t Reading This

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Madonna says she refuses to read newspapers or magazines because she doesn’t want to read inaccurate stories about herself and doesn’t have the time to defend herself to the journalists.

I find it frustrating because my life is always misinterpreted through a filter of misinformation. It’s simple. I don’t want to be influenced by the gossip and the press and one inevitably is if you read it. I get to the third page of a paper and there’s a hideous article about me, my husband or my children or somebody in my circle, and I end up getting irritated and I’d rather not have that in my life.”

I feel the same way about bills. When I receive ones I deem unnecessarily high, I simply ignore them, do Ashtanga Yoga, drink Kabbalah water and tighten the knot on my red string. I do all of that in the dark while I lick the dust from my last package of Ramen noodles, but at least I have my priorities straight unlike you people.

Here she is a few days ago. Every time I post flattering pictures of her people complain, so I’m meeting you half way here.