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Radar Online is explaining why US and Life & Style magazines printed such hard hitting articles about Jessica Simpson’s crumbling marriage, diva attitude and alleged drinking problem. In case you haven’t noticed, Us and People are usually overly kind to Jessica Simpson because they have established relationships with her daddy, “Papa Joe”, so they’ll only print what he plants. Now all bets are off because Papa Joe was as dumb as Jessica looks when he made this bargain basement deal:
The $200,000, 2-year devil deal, set up in August by her gossip-column feeding stage dad, Joe Simpson, reportedly locked the Dukes of Hazard starlet into a six-cover commitment, and prohibited her from giving other tabs feature-worthy access making a lot of cheesecake-hungry editors angry.”
I might need to stop hating Joe Simpson so much because that move just cheapened Jessica’s worth and opened the gossip floodgates. Rather than hearing these tedious ditzy, giggly, cutesy stories about Jessica, we’ll get to read about temper tantrums, drunken orgies and hairy nipples. I’m going to assume she has hairy nipples until she proves otherwise. Yes, Jessica, consider that a dare … a double dog dare.