Britney Spears is pregnant[Gallery not found]
Oh, I know, I hadn’t heard about it either, but these pics lead me to believe that Britney might be pregnant. She’s a bit of a recluse who prefers to live her life with a quiet dignity rarely seen today, so I’m not surprised news on her has been hard to come by. These pictures perfectly illustrate her famous understated humility. I can only imagine what brilliant witticism she’s regaling her party with here. Although, if I know Britney – and I like to think I do – they probably chartered this 100 foot yacht to find a quiet spot and share their feelings about the passing of Peter Jennings.
I may not have the words to express myself like Britney, but Peter, we’re gonna miss you bro.
Update – the last three images are now in horrifying high-res.