Billy Zane wants to be President[SinglePic not found]
My brain and it’s powerful Aristotelian logic can’t even begin to wrap itself around the crazy world that would elect Billy Zane President, but once again my penis proves who’s boss and endorsees this since it would mean Kelly Brook would be First Lady. Leading to an unprecedented amount of masturbating at government press conferences. Unless you count the 70’s style orgies that break out every time Secretary of Transportation and of My Heart Norman Mineta steps behind a podium. Man, that guy is dreamy!