Quality Life Advice And Hard Truths From The Best Stand-Up Comedians Today
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Life is hard enough without hilarious comedians giving you life advice. That’s why we decided to make it a little easier for you and give you some more hard truths from some of the best stand-up comedians today.
From established, long-loved laugh factories like Dave Chappelle and Chris Rock up to the latest and greatest smoking female comics in the business, like Whitney Cummings and Iliza Shlesinger, we’ve got a little taste of everything your life needs. Be it your pathetic attempts at relationships, your love of coconut water or the indescribable sensation of cancelling plans and getting the fuck home, we’ve got all the therapy you need right here. And this shit is cheap, at least until net neutrality kicks in.
Come along for a rollercoaster of laughs, truths and great life advice from the only people you can truly trust: your nearest and dearest stand-up comedians.
Put your phone down and listen to what Chris Rock has got to say: Yondr Is Locking Up Your Phone and Getting You Back to Your Formerly Beautiful and Pathetic Existence
Bill Burr - "Walk Your Way Out"
Dave Chappelle - "Equanimity"
-Dave Chappelle, Equanimity.
Chris Rock - "Tamborine"
Chris D'Elia - "Man on Fire"
"...That movie was two hours, not 40 fucking years."
Iliza Shlesinger - "Confirmed Kills"
"...And we get incrementally uglier by the minute."
Tom Segura - "Disgraceful"
Whitney Cummings - "I'm Your Girlfriend"
"...Why don't you drink from the tap like a goddamn man?"
Marc Maron - "Too Real"
"...I think we can come up with something better to do."
John Mulaney - "New in Town"
"...It feels so good."
Neal Brennan - "Just for Laughs"
I hope there were plenty pearls of wisdom here for you to use moving forward in life.