Mormon Missionaries Practice Terrible Pickups Lines While Waiting For Woman To Answer Door

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Being a missionary has to be a tough job. I’m not knocking it. I respect it. Especially when you’re under pressure from the church to sacrifice two years of your young life going door-to-door — such is the case regarding the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (Mormons).

And hey, when you’re 18 or 19 years-old you’re still learning about yourself. You’re still growing. What type of man are you going to be? The type that leads by example and let’s your ‘game’ speak for itself? Or the type that uses terrible pickup lines in an attempt to attract a woman?

Apparently the video below shows two young Mormon missionaries trying to figure out which type they’re going to be.

The video, recored on Dec. 28, shows the two young men outside a front door, a door they hope to have opened in order to spread the word of Jesus Christ. Instead, because they’re young, hormonal boys, they start practicing their worst pickup lines to one-another the second they make eye contact with an attractive woman inside the home through the window.

What they didn’t know is that they were being recorded the entire time and could be heard saying:

“Hey baby. You an angel? Because I’m allergic to feathers.”

“Hey baby. Did you just fart? Because you blew me away with that one.”

“Hey baby. Do you like orange juice? Because …”

I’ll let you watch the rest of this disaster to fill in the blanks.

Yup. She never answered the door. Shocker.

But no worries. I’m sure these boys will become men in no time, putting these terrible lines behind them. Forever.

No check these lines out: This Tinder Battle Of Mean Pickup Lines Is Aggressive And Hilarious


Josh Helmuth is a sports guy and a contributor for Mandatory.