This Absolute Moron Now Has Almost Four Million Instagram Followers Simply By Breaking The Law

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It’s hard to say who is dumber in this situation, the guy stealing shit and wreaking havoc on businesses or the turds who actually follow him on Instagram.

According to The Smoking Gun, an absolute moron named John Robert Hill, known to the masses as “Boonk,” has amassed almost four million followers on Instagram, and it’s all because he’s a shitdick of biblical proportions.

You see, kids, Hill calls himself an “aspiring rapper,” but it’s not his beats and rhymes that are attracting the attention of folks on Instagram as well as law enforcement. Instead, Hill has been spending most of 2017 stealing “headphones, jewelry, sneakers, iPhones, and food from merchants like Walmart, Family Dollar, Walgreens, Dunkin’ Donuts, and Popeyes.” He has also “dined and dashed at restaurants, stiffed barbers, and even bolted from a tattoo parlor after getting new ink on his neck.”

For example, this shit show at a Chick-fil-A in Broward County netted the dumbass a misdemeanor:

Yeah, that’s almost as disturbing as 2012 Macaulay Culkin.

Since September 2014, Hill has been charged with larceny, resisting an officer, violating probation, felony burglary, theft, violating probation again, misdemeanor disorderly conduct and felony receiving stolen property. For what it’s worth, he has yelled “I’m the fucking savage!” after stealing a tray of donuts from Dunkin’ Donuts and even taunted police in his videos.

“To all the motherfucking police officers that’s looking at this shit, you’re not gonna stop me from making my money,” Hill said in a video. “Fuck the police.”

Look at all his past mugshots:

Wow. Just an absolute bag of shit. And one that is making more money that me, nonetheless, because he has so many people following him on Instagram. Terrific.

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