Kid Wakes Up From Surgery, Tells Nurse To Show Her Boobs

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We’ve seen a lot of people say some crazy shit after waking up from surgery, but this baller just might be the funniest one yet.



“I love you.”

“I love you, too.”

“Can you see me?”


“Can I see you?”



“Because you need to rest.”


That’s some rather cute dialogue between a father and his son as he’s waking up from surgery. It really is. But it’s nothing compared to what happened once the nurse walked into the room.

“Hey bud!”

“How’s it going?”

“I heard you’re having a good time.”

“Oh, I’m having a good time all right.”

“You are?”



“Hell yeah. Show me your tits.”

That’s a clutch dad right there. I mean, not only does he make his boy apologize for asking to see that nurse’s cans, but he also continues to record his “higher than a motherfucker” son just in case he says something else degrading, stupid, funny or all of the above.

And he does it all just for the enjoyment of guys like us. Thanks, dad.

h/t Barstool Sports

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