I’d Pay Good Cash To Watch A League Of Chicken Fights On Land

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I wish this is how the Kardashian sisters would settle their disputes.

We’ve seen some ladies do some rather legendary things recently. I for one can’t get enough of the young lady from Maryland who caught a beer, crushed it against her head and then slammed the fucking thing. Sure, she’s probably still talking with a stutter while she walks around campus, but it was totally worth it.

Not to be outdone, these two lovely “ladies” decided to forego the safety of a pool or the sand beneath the monkey bars and have a good old-fashioned chicken fight over dry land. Here’s how that turned out:

I’d Pay Good Cash To Watch A League Of Chicken Fights On Land

For starters, that might be the closest the big dude comes to getting between a girl’s legs all semester. Second, the girl falling face first into the ground might be the greatest ending to a sporting event I’ve seen since Joe Carter hit a walk-off home run in Game 6 of the 1993 World Series to win it for the Blue Jays. Truly epic.

h/t Barstool Sports

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