Stupid Chicken Can’t Grasp The Concept Of Bread Crusts

Farmer. Photo: Madzia71 (Getty).

I’m not much for mocking animals for their inferior intellect, but considering the absurdity of the fowl-owing video, it’s egg-ception-making time.

OK, enough puns. What am I, a ’60s Batman villain? Let’s get down to the nitty-gritty here, which concerns a dumb bird and its food. Well, sort of. You’d actually need to consume food for it to be considered your sustenance. Apparently, that’s not this chicken’s strong suit. Which begs the question: How in the world has it survived this long?

Stupid Chicken Can’t Grasp The Concept Of Bread Crusts

The video was posted on YouTube by Arnaud Ahache a little less than a year ago, but the view count is surprisingly low for how funny it is. And if for some reason you aren’t laughing, maybe check the sound on your computer. The guys cracking up the entire time while taping Rock-a-Dum-Dum doing its thing really takes the absurdity to the next level.

Seriously, just PICKUP! the dang bread with your mouth and eat it already, ya idiot! Trust me, you’ll be yelling that, too, if you watch this a couple more times.

Now, before you get to feel-hen too cocky, know that this freak of nature is out there somewhere: The Internet Went Nuts Over This Massive Chicken Who Can Probably Smash Buildings