Here’s What Happens When You’re An Idiot And Get Too Close For Pictures Of A Mother Alligator
Early during the workweek is usually good for reflecting on all of the stupid shit you did over the recent weekend. You know, like dropping pick-up lines on your wife’s sister, eating the entire bag of Cool Ranch Doritos at 3:30 a.m., hitting up the ATM three times at Mandalay Bay and leaving the safety of a boardwalk to get some “up close and personal” pictures of a mother alligator protecting her babies.
Yeah, let’s see how that turned out for this moron:
In case you missed it, instead of realizing that his decision to leave the La Chua Trail at Paynes Prairie in Gainesville, Florida was a terrible one and getting the hell out of there, this fucking guy actually stuck around to take more pics and videos on his phone, another idiotic choice that led to the gator charging him again at the 1:42 mark.
Look, I’m all for going back for your “expensive camera” after the gator retreats back to the water, but perhaps being less of a imbecile by putting away your phone and concentrating solely on retrieving your toys would have been the wiser choice.