Grown Adults Are Flocking To McDonald’s To Buy Happy Meals For These Toys

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Ya know, they say there’s only three things in the world that can make a very smart man dumb: Sports, a beautiful woman, and Super Mario toys from McDonald’s.

For real, grown ass adults are converging into McDonald’s‘ across the country in apocalyptic fashion, spending tens and tens of dollars to get their hands on Mario, Luigi and Princess friggin’ Peach. That’s right, tens of dollars. All in the name of Mario and his pals.

Look at how these men and women have gone out of their way to get their paws on one of these toys. Because that’s what they are, toys, people.

Grown Adults Are Flocking To McDonald’s To Buy Happy Meals For These Toys

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My first video game was Super Mario Bros. and my favorite game of all-time is Mario Kart 64. But guys, c’mon, where’s the pride?

At least wait until McDonald’s releases Mega Man action figures.

And it’s 2017, but you can still get these for yourself: The 13 Best Video Game Christmas Gifts You Need For 2016


Josh Helmuth is a contributor for Mandatory and the editor of Crave Sports.