This Guy’s Boat Is No Longer Badass After Ramming It Into The Only Object On The Lake

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Here’s a pop quiz for you on this glorious day.

The man behind the wheel of this jet boat:

A) Shouldn’t be behind the wheel of said jet boat because he sucks balls at driving it.

B) Hopefully still has a pulse so he can grow up to become a Scoutmaster.

C) Recently got divorced and figured, “Fuck it. If I can’t have the boat, then neither can she.”

D) Forgot that the first rule of insurance scams is that you don’t film your insurance scam.

We’re pretty sure that more than one of those answers would be considered correct, as some dude cruising down the Grey River in New Zealand recently found the only massive pole protruding from the water, and let’s just say that his once “sweet” boat is now totally dicked.

This Guy’s Boat Is No Longer Badass After Ramming It Into The Only Object On The Lake

As long as that dude is still ticking, that’s one of the funniest damn things I have ever seen.

Perhaps the only thing that’s a certainty after watching that clip is that you’ll never hear that guy ask his buddies, “But why won’t you let me drive your boat?”

h/t Barstool Sports

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