10 Edible Ways to Tell Valentine’s Day to Eff Off

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Valentine’s Day isn’t for everyone. Whether you’re newly single or simply flying solo on Feb. 14, feelings are bound to arise on this unfortunate greeting card holiday. That’s what comfort foods are for. These eats will soothe your bitter, broken, lonely heart and, if you eat enough of them, will put you in a carb coma so deep you’ll sleep straight through to Feb. 15. Suck it, Cupid.