The Greatest Quotes From Your Favorite ‘A Christmas Story’ Characters
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‘Tis the season, no doubt. As our calendars fast approach December 25th, hearts and minds are surely turning to the preparation of tried and true family traditions. Once again, we know which goose we will gander on our holiday table. What color will twist and sparkle about our tree. We know what festivities will occupy the time we share together as we celebrate St. Nick’s arrival. Since 1997, the 24-hour A Christmas Story marathon on TBS has become a welcome part of our joyful agendas; it’s continual 1,440 minute loop fitting as snuggly within our revelry as a pair of pink rabbit pajamas. As each hour passes, we join further in merry chorus of the 1983 classic’s glorious quotes. Here, in one handy dandy infographic, we recall each character’s best.