This Chocolate Milk Being Served At One New York High School Will Probably Make You Lactose Intolerant

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If you’re looking for something more disturbing than a nudie pic of Donald Trump, well hot damn, do we have just the thing for you.

And if the powers that be at Catskill High School in New York thought they could get away with serving cartons of chocolate milk that look more like chocolate pudding, well, they thought wrong. Watch as one student took time out of his lunch hour to record the “gross milk” they’re making him spend his parents’ hard-earned money on these days.

This Chocolate Milk Being Served At One New York High School Will Probably Make You Lactose Intolerant

Yeah, that’s pretty fucking gross, and it serves as a friendly reminder to always check the expiration dates on anything you’re pulling off the shelves at your local supermarket or inside your mother-in-law’s refrigerator. Seriously, I once pulled out a jar of mustard out of that thing that had expired during the Bush administration.

But if I had to choose, I still would have rather smothered my bratwurst with that stank shit instead of chugging a carton of whatever the hell that was that this kid poured out onto his styrofoam tray, which is a completely different shitty thing that we could be ripping school officials over if we wanted to. Or you can always go to your nearest fast food and see what you find there.

h/t BroBible

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