MSNBC’s Chris Matthews Says JFK Watched Porn While Awaiting Election Results

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There were a lot of unbelievable moments from Tuesday’s historic presidential election. I mean for starters, Donald Trump not only won, but he won by taking states that hadn’t voted for a Republican presidential candidate since I was still pissing myself in bed.

But perhaps the most shocking news of the evening came courtesy of MSNBC’s Chris Matthews, who claimed that John F. Kennedy once went to a porn theater with a buddy while awaiting election results.

No, seriously. He said that:

MSNBC’s Chris Matthews Says JFK Watched Porn While Awaiting Election Results

I’ve read that JFK really loved women, but that statement from Matthews was still beyond shocking. And speaking of shocking, nobody seemed to be more shocked than co-host Rachel Maddow, who needed some kind of clarification and asked, “They went to like a porn theater?”

“Well, they tried to go to a nice one and that was closed. They couldn’t get in, so they went to the other one,” Matthews clarified. He then added that Kennedy was simply doing what any candidate would be doing at that point, and that’s “hiding from the news.”

Well, maybe it’s just me, but you show me somebody who has been to a “nice” porn theater, and I’ll show you a liar.

Here’s a map of America that’s much more exciting that the one CNN depressed us with last night: Which State Has Produced The Most Porn Stars?