Watch This Huge Bear Chase A California Man Inside His House

In the words of the late, great John Candy, “Big bear. Big bear chase me.”

It’s hard to imagine something more terrifying than having a “fake bear” traumatize you, but we managed to find a video that just might fit the bill.

A man in Mammoth Lakes recently returned home from work and found his roommate asleep and two doors that were left wide open.

Oh, and he also found a mother bear and her two cubs in his kitchen. But instead of dancing together in a charming musical number for the next five minutes like every Disney movie ever, the mother bear got pissed and chased Rodney Ginn upstairs.

And that’s when things got crazy:

Bear Chases California Man Inside His House

Ginn said he initially thought the noise coming from the kitchen was his roommate fixing a snack, but that obviously wasn’t the case. It’s unknown how he eventually got the bears out of his house or how much alcohol he consumed after surviving something like that.

h/t Barstool Sports

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