Your Best Basketball Trick Shot Could Win You a Date With Lisa Ann

By Tommy Gimler

Want a shot at nailin’ Paylin? One hell of a basketball trick shot just might be your best, um, shot.

According to Uproxx, Lisa Ann has teamed up with Brazzers for a contest that will net one lucky and talented fan a date with the former porn star.

The winner will not only receive a date with the star of “Seduced by a Cougar 31” and “Black Out 2: Jailed ‘N Nailed,” but they’ll also get free airfare, lodging and tickets to the NCAA Men’s Basketball championship game.

Contestants have until March 30th to submit their best trick shot, and the winner will be chosen by both Lisa Ann and Brazzers.



Perhaps the only downside to the competition is that friends, coworkers and spouses who follow you on Twitter will be able to see that you’re trying to score with a former porn star.

We’re not sure what it’s going to take to win what sounds like the greatest contest of all time, but it sure as hell should be better than this:



Or if you’re a stud wide receiver with the stones to just ask Lisa Ann out on a date, you can save your best trick for the bedroom: Notre Dame Wide Receiver Beds Porn Star Lisa Ann

Tommy Gimler
Tommy Gimler

Tommy Gimler is a stand-up comedian, musician, writer, emcee and all-around good guy. He has worked hundreds of stages across the country, including those at The Laugh Factory, The World Famous Comedy Store and dozens of Improvs.

Tommy has had the pleasure of emceeing events for amazing clients such as Budweiser, Mitsubishi, Chase, Discovery, Animal Planet in front of thousands of people at events like the Super Bowl, X Games, U.S. Open, Little League World Series.

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