Chelsea Handler Talks About Getting Peed On by Jason Biggs

Most people wouldn’t start laughing if they were getting urinated on while attempting to make their way onto a boat. Then again, Chelsea Handler isn’t most people.

A video made its way around Vine last month that showed one of the funniest women in America receiving a golden shower courtesy of actor Jason Biggs. More specifically, it shows her getting a faceful of his piss:







Seriously, that might be Biggs’ best effort since the original “American Pie.”

Handler appeared on “Conan” this week, and because he’s Conan and she’s a celebrity who got peed on by a lesser celebrity, they discussed the incident:



Her reason for laughing instead of swimming away from Jason’s piss flow? You guessed it: “I thought it was so funny that someone would pee on somebody’s face that I was laughing so hard that I couldn’t swim away.”

Call us old-fashioned, but if any of us came up from the water and got a faceful of piss from an “American Pie” cast member other than Tara Reid, odds are that boat wouldn’t make it back to shore with them on it.

In other urination news: English University Actually Wants Students to Pee in the Shower