Paul Ulane

Senior Editor, New York, NY
Before landing at Mandatory.com, Paul honed his skills at a variety of web sites ranging from Maxim.com to SI.com. In that time, he's done everything from review DVDs to interview LeBron James. His current passions include YouTube and Twitter.

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Random Thought

  • In Venice, Italy they don’t have streets, they have canals. So in Venice, we gotta keep the kids off the canals.

    Mitch Hedberg
  • My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

    Mitch Hedberg
  • I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.

    Mitch Hedberg
  • I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late.

    Mitch Hedberg
  • My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?

    Mitch Hedberg
  • Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

    Mitch Hedberg