Gary Dudak

Editor, Santa Monica, CA
Gary is a fan of rock and roll, Chicago sports teams (not named the Cubs), and love. He once tried to keep Willie Nelson's son from joining his father onstage for a song when he was inexplicably working as a security guard. Despite all of his shortcomings, he somehow manages to live on the beach in Southern California with a gorgeous woman who he is now lucky enough to call his wife.

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  • In Venice, Italy they don’t have streets, they have canals. So in Venice, we gotta keep the kids off the canals.

    Mitch Hedberg
  • My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

    Mitch Hedberg
  • I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.

    Mitch Hedberg
  • I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late.

    Mitch Hedberg
  • My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?

    Mitch Hedberg
  • Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

    Mitch Hedberg