Cory Jones

Lead Editor, Santa Monica, CA
Cory has spent over 11 years in the digital world. He's launched HolyTaco.com, run Maxim.com and has now launched Mandatory.com. He's also spent more time than he wishes to admit scouring the Internet for little gems and news to bring to you.

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Random Thought

  • In Venice, Italy they don’t have streets, they have canals. So in Venice, we gotta keep the kids off the canals.

    Mitch Hedberg
  • My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

    Mitch Hedberg
  • I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.

    Mitch Hedberg
  • I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late.

    Mitch Hedberg
  • My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?

    Mitch Hedberg
  • Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

    Mitch Hedberg