Cory Dudak

Editor, Santa Monica, CA
Cory may not look like much, but unfortunately, that's his second best quality outside of working for Mandatory.com. Untalented at most sports unless cornhole counts (it doesn't), this comic book geek has had to rely on his quick wit and boyish charms to survive. He's a firm believer in the motto, "if it can't be solved with a game of rock-paper-scissors, then to hell with it," and loves pizza to the point where it's most definitely a health risk.

Random Thought

  • In Venice, Italy they don't have streets, they have canals. So in Venice, we gotta keep the kids off the canals.

    Mitch Hedberg
  • My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

    Mitch Hedberg
  • I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.

    Mitch Hedberg
  • I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late.

    Mitch Hedberg
  • My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?

    Mitch Hedberg
  • Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

    Mitch Hedberg