Only 15 years and five months left to go, Jared!
According to In Touch Weekly, in less than one year, former Subway pitchman Jared Fogle has gone from hanging with Michael Phelps and Mike Trout to devouring boxes of Honey Buns and getting taunted and threatened by other inmates inside FCI Englewood.
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One "prison insider" told the magazine Fogle's fellow inmates have even given the convicted child sex offender the prison nickname of "Chomo," which is short for child molester. Another prisoner called him a "dirty child rapist" and told him to "get the f--k out."
Because he's serving a sentence of almost 16 years, Fogle doesn't have the option of getting the f--k out. But he does have the choice of keeping his mouth shut, something he apparently didn't do during a recent razzing from that same inmate.
"The inmate slapped him across the cheeks several times and made his face red," the prison insider said. "Jared just stood there stunned, then ran out of the gym. He never ratted out the inmates who did it, though, because he was threatened that if he did, they would get him!"
Since they don't serve Cold Cut Combos at FCI Englewood, Fogle is reportedly cramming Honey Buns down his piehole by the box and taking advantage of "cake days" in the dining hall. In fact, he has already gained 30 pounds during his first three months in jail.
As far as sex goes, since the prison only houses adult males, odds are Fogle isn't having any. Or if he is, it's probably not by choice.
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