We all know someone who tries to justify why he just so happens to be rooting for every single current champion across every major pro and college sport. This guy unapologetically claims he was a Heat fan from day one (of "The Decision," maybe), that he rooted for the Yankees through the '80s, that soccer is the real football. Basically, this guy is the worst person in the world to watch sports with. Please avoid at all costs.
Oh, and Yankees suck.
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