This poor three-and-a-half-year-old kid is dealing with a real dilemma. Luckily, his parents taped it and now we all get to laugh at his first taste of adversity on the toilet. The little tyke seems really concerned about overflowing the toilet as he contemplates everything he ate, from apples to poutine to cheesestrings to "chocolate things." There are a couple of grunts thrown in for good measure as this adorable one act soliloquy plays out behind closed doors. Hopefully everything worked out ok for the little guy and he learned a valuable lesson. I know one thing: "I don't even know why I ate that much food" might be one of the most relatable statements ever made in human history.