For every piece of raw talent in the entertainment industry, there are a few million inept souls failing to emulate them. If you fall anywhere in between these unique attempts at entertainment auditions, we thank you for not further pursuing your outlandish dreams.
Seems like he's been spending too much time around his chickens; he's starting to sound like one. Well, except for when he sings the male part of "Barbie Girl" and sounds like Cookie Monster.
Green Light, Red Light
There’s never enough time in the day. Is this guy in his pajamas?
You're Never Too Old to Get an Embarrassing Erection
It’s his first time singing, and probably his last. Poor Steve, the balls on that guy. We’re trusting he’s not a janitor in some children’s school.
"The Office" Failures
Thankfully Seth Rogen didn't get cast on NBC's "The Office" since we get enough of his awful laugh as it is. Although Bob Odenkirk didn't get the role as Michael Scott, he would have a Michael Scott-esque character in the show's final season. Eric Stonestreet would have been a godsend as Kevin. Funny enough, most of these guys ended up on big time network shows anyway.
Slow Down, Moses
This must be what God sounds like when he sings in the shower.
Non-CGI Fight Scenes
We're not sure if these auditions are fake with really good actors, or real with actors who are very bad. Either way, the epic backflip fail at the 51-second mark makes it all worthwhile.
Someone forgot to show up to her audtion sober. Is that too much crystal or not enough coffee? And do you think she's single?
Life Imitating a Horror Film Audition
She would’ve been perfect for “The Golden Girls” if one of the story arcs featured a complete mental breakdown.
Important Phone Call
Ironically, he was checking his phone to make sure he wasn’t missing another important, possibly life-changing opportunity.
Indian Eddie Vedder
I don't know; I think he'd be huge here in America.
The Next Pink Floyd
They probably didn't raise much money for charity, but were most definitely signed by the talent scout in the crowd before the song ended.
Sounds like somebody’s put too many quarters into his motel bed. Still, Simon always has it coming.
Saturday Night Dive
Could be titled, "The Many Annoying Faces of Bad Acting." Yikes.