A man will go to the ends of the Earth if it means finding a bodacious babe, but that isn’t exactly necessary. There are plenty of great cities for meeting beautiful women right here in the U.S., and a man doesn't need a compass to get to them other than the one stored between his legs.
With some of the best donuts, bike trails and breweries in the country, along with eclectic book shops like the largest indie book shop, Powell’s City of Books, you’d expect to find less than a few well-read gals in Portland with good taste in vinyl and self-made attire like something out of an “Annie Oakley” episode who grind their own coffee beans and hang their DYI dream catchers in the closet sized bathroom.
Portland, a city known for keeping it weird within its relatively minute cityscape, is about as down-to-Earth as an urban dwelling can get. Places like Voodoo Donuts are what make a woman vie for someone to share her gluten with. And with enough old-fashioned dine-in movie theaters, a few tasty breweries and cafes on any corner, it's becoming more accessible for weird dudes to meet weird chicks with every passing underground indie song in this city.
In a city where the bars close down just long enough for you to get breakfast before reopening, you have to figure there’s someone for everyone there. With more things to do and see than any city nearby, Chicago stands tall as one of the greatest cities despite those eight months of bitter winter nights and stifling summer days.
For a city that forces people indoors so many days of the year, there’s still an abundance of things to do, places to see and beers to drink. Whether you’re into baseball, Lakeshore bicycling or exotic aquariums, Chicago has at least one of everything, and that includes more than enough well mannered Midwestern gals with some good-natured morals and a family full of Bears fans. But don’t go strutting into a Southside Sox fan's home wearing a Sosa jersey and talking about how this year’s going to be the one, or else you’ll be torn to shreds immediately.
Known as Music City for its music diversity and full access to live tunes on every scale, Nashville is the ideal spot for cultured music lovers to find an artsy fox with a thing for flannel and tall boots. With only 600,000 people in its city, Nashville is top dog for a second bump-into, a close-knit city for the wild at heart.
Between The Parthenon in the park, The District and Vanderbilt University, you'd be hard-strapped to find a place to sit that wasn't already occupied by the lovely ladies of Nashville. If you like your girls knotted at the belly, you’d be foolish to try any other place than the city that prides itself for the peanut shells on its floors.
As a major city, Austin still somehow manages to have the tight-knit composure of a small city with big eccentric vibe. Zilker Park, full of free spirits and hard bodies, is a main attraction to all walks of life, especially to the young, accessible gals of its fair city. With a few of the best festivals, including Austin City Limits, Hot Sauce Festival and SXSW, there's really no good reason not to visit in the spring or fall.
And in the summer, locals cool off in the cold springs, Barton Springs, where skinny-dipping is probably not so uncommon during the heat surges of Texas. Austin is also home to the Texas Longhorns and University of Texas, where spots like The Drag and Fourth Street are popular places for lady youths and bad decisions. For some unexplainable reason, men of all ages seem to appreciate budding gals of the southern belt. Who knew?
One of the most loving cities in the country, San Fran celebrates all walks of life with its nude cyclists and pride parades. With a youthful glow in its late night hours and some of the best outdoor spots this side of the Rockies, you'd be smitten just walking into the grassy knolls of Dolores Park with that big city view.
Third Thursdays are great for going to the aquarium at the California Academy of Science for seeing water-friendly mammals while dunking your snout in a tall glass of wine. And with some of the best outdoor Farmer's Markets on Saturdays, you'll notice San Francisco has a lot of friendly faces that are easy to talk to. If you can't find love in the city of pride, you might consider becoming a recluse.
For a little taste of the sweeter things in life, San Diego has the surf-friendly sunshine and bikini bottoms all just how you like them in the land of lady Mecca. The city, which sprawls in all directions, has a little something for everyone, be it the music and bar scene, ocean play or off-roading activities. You can never go more than 20 feet without bumping into some extraordinary beauty.
With San Diego, it's as easy to say that people who like to rough it can find a good time roughing it in Ocean Beach, guys who like a fancy gal can try an upscale Mission Beach and then folks who appreciate a good cocktail and music with good people can try out Pacific Beach or the Gas Light District. And just outside of these, surf areas like Carlsbad are great for getting in the water and meeting some surfing sweeties. With San Diego, you can't ever really go wrong.
Miami ranks as one of the most risque cities, except with more elegance than Las Vegas and hopefully fewer transmitted infections. With a healthy dose of salacious, impressionable women and more nightclubs than you can shake your stick at, this salty Atlantic beach city is home to wild nights, hot days and plenty of foreign babes.
Any guy tired of the same ol' American girls will appreciate the wondrous variety of Florida's own version of Sin City. Anything you want to do, you can do it, whether soft and quiet like the Schnebley Redland's Winery or loud and hard like the boom-boom rooms of The Vagabond.
For snow bunnies and legal grass growers, Colorado has a few high-elevated spots in the mountains for you, especially around Denver. If you've never tapped the Rockies or chased the slopes in search of some sweet loving, it’s about time for changing that little mistake. With a little of every outdoor activity, Denver is a rare gem hidden in the mountains, like a caveman that’s been iced over ages just waiting to thaw and get his rocks off in this hip new era we’re trapped in.
And for the gentlemen who like meeting gentlewomen in large, crowded places with loud music for bumping and grinding, there’s a number of urbanized places like Milk, Vinyl and the Bar Standard. But for the quiet guy who likes to pour his heart out, there’s a cool little wine bar called The Living Room worth checking out.
For the best in drunk, jazzy women, visit NOLA for some endless whiskey nights and wildly evocative dancing in the middle of Bourbon Street. New Orleans is quite the place for the wild at heart, hungry at stomach and poor at decisions, but that doesn't mean you can't meet a nice girl and have a semi-religious experience while you're in the Mardi Gras capital of America.
There's plenty to do outside the way of belligerency too, as the city offers everything from football games to lake fishing, depending on what kind of ladies you like running into, dancing spandex girls or Daisy Dukes fishing with big rod. Clearly, New Orleans isn’t the prime pick for places to meet a classy gal, but maybe classy isn’t what you need, as you realize you haven’t worn a shirt or underwear in more than three days.
Next: The Sexiest Girls on Instagram
For the beautiful, dark souls of the country who appreciate a good amount of rain and have either fear or hatred for the sun, Seattle is notorious for consoling their fragile bodies. Between the grunge rock history, abundance of sea lions and the fact that Seattle has more dogs than kids, you can see why it might be a tempting place to find someone of the fairer sex.
With so many dog lovers, it might be time to adopt yourself a little pup, bust out the umbrella and hit up one of the many great dog parks in the area. Seattle is also home to some of the best-known coffee chains, including Starbucks and Seattle's Best. No reason you can't treat yourself to some fresh brewed joe and Washington women in one quick swoop.