The next time someone asks what you want for your birthday, tell them to start saving up and send them this list. These aren't typical items you’d find at the mall or receive in a gift exchange. These are premium products for men hitting their stride -- the best of the best. We give you the ultimate guy’s wish list.
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Mercier Jones Hovercraft
It’s completely ridiculous, insanely impractical and beyond awesome. The body of the car/boat hybrid is inspired by the Bugatti, Maserati and Audi R8 so I highly doubt you’ll be seeing a Groupon for one anytime soon.
Bear Grylls Survival Academy
Want the ultimate camping experience? How about knife skills, climbing, rappelling and survival training with Bear Grylls? This 6-day adventure takes place in Scotland and is definitely a once in a lifetime event.
2014 Aston Martin Vanquish Volante
This isn’t your run-of-the-mill find on Autotrader. This is as flashy as it gets. The Vanquish Volante has a 5.9 liter V12 engine with 565 horsepower as well as a convertible top. It makes your 2004 Corolla look a little sad, doesn’t it?
IMAX Personal Theater
Tired of paying high prices for IMAX movie tickets? Why not buy your own theater? The suite includes a sound and projection system and a theater design. If you’re looking to really remodel your garage and you happen to have an extra million dollars lying around, you’ve just found your weekend project.
Can’t decide between buying a quad or a Jet Ski? Why choose one when you can have both! This awesome hybrid can reach speeds up to 45 MPG on land or on water with its 175-horsepower engine. With this quad-ski you are completely unstoppable, as land nor sea can stop you from looking like Vin Diesel in "xXx."
Cocoon Tree Tent
I’m not a fan of camping because I don’t enjoy sleeping on the ground, having bugs and snakes crawling all around me or being forced to assemble a stupid tent using 3 sticks and a tarp. This is a dream come true! This tree tent, made of a lightweight aluminum-frame that hangs from trees, eliminates all of these problems.
Philips DesignLine HDTV
Remember when HDTVs used to weigh hundreds of pounds and were completely impractical to move? Well, that’s quickly becoming a thing of the past especially with Philips' newest creation, which is just a single sheet of glass that leans against the wall. No more mounting or hanging flat screen TVs, these 46- or 55-inch beauties are good to go right out of the box.
Nexersys Fight Training Machine
Gone are the days of punching bags in your mom’s basement, this is the next level. The Nexersys Fight Training Machine is designed for intense workouts that track your progress and strength. If the $7000 model is too much for you, there is also a more affordable home version.
Remember how exciting it was when the Roomba came out and you no longer had to vacuum your house? Well, get ready to never have to cut your lawn again! The LawnBott 1500 SpyderEvo can mow for up to 3.5 hours per charge but it will automatically return to the charge station to recharge and get back to mowing.
If you’re an outdoorsman who doesn’t want your love of nature limited to the outdoors, this is the furniture for you. It’s a four-drawer cabinet designed like a stack of firewood.
Helicopter Ceiling Fan
You could have a plain old wooden ceiling fan, or you could have a 1:6 scale Hughes MD 500 helicopter attached to your ceiling. Is this even a debate? The helicopter wins that battle 100% of the time.
The Professional Microbrewery
This isn’t your cousin’s microbrew process where he poured a bunch of old beer into trash bags. This system is automated and computer-controlled so you’ll be making your own version of PBR in no time.
Safes don’t get any more stylish or secure than this. The Guardian is a completely indestructible 14.5-inch-long tube that is GPS enabled. This is as close to being James Bond that you’ll ever get.
Pinel & Pinel Arcade PS Trunk
This isn’t your average video game system. This is a calf-skin covered entertainment machine featuring a 55-inch HD screen, PS3 for 4 players, an 1800-watt sound system and Formula 1 seats. Game night just got extreme.
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Round Trip Ticket to the Moon
You read that correctly, you can purchase a round-trip ticket to the moon. Sure, it’s expensive but what do you expect for a personal space exploration tour? The trip is run by Excalibur Almaz, which you probably won’t find on Priceline or Travelocity.