By Max Miller
Jul 19, 2013
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Really handy ideas
I\'m retired. I get up when I jolly well please.
Better yet, put a mousetrap on top of it so you can wake up screaming
Yeah, with the two bowls in the microwave trick, I like it when the one bowl tips over!
I hardly ever remember 2 turn my cell phone on.I,m serious. I use mine for emergency in case i have car trouble. I go everywhere there is a friggin back road. want a good laugh? "sa" was out loud. then "spell WAY using an "F"psst there is no "F" inway hahahahahaha
Tip number 10 is pretty good, but I never, ever replace my ink cartridge when it says it\'s low. I can still get about a hundred more pages printed before it actually does run out, and now I\'ll be using this tip to reset the cartridge and get even more use out of it before replacing it. The computer manufacturers do that just to sell more ink. What a rip off!
\"Press the reset buttom\"? If you\'re going to post these tips, you need to proof read them first. Oops, scratch that criiticism, I just noticed a typo in my own comment above.
Who the hell has time to slice the round cold cuts in half ..... just fold it in half and it works the same,
People who throw their alarm when it rings could be walking in glass when they finally get up
So that is why so many people sound kinda garbled in the morning.
are yiou really serious?? water in the glass. now that is stupid
You don't put water in the glass!