By Mandatory Editors
Jun 24, 2013
This is much funnier if you know the Periodic Table.
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A CME solar event is the worst thing if you ask me! Imagine our nuclear power plants, without the needed electricity to continue cooling these things! This would ruin the earth, worse than nuclear war, I think...
The Earth is traveling around the Sun at 66,000 miles per hour, spinning on it's axis at 1000 miles per hour, and the inner core makes the Earth shift 26 degrees each revolution causing snow and flowers. It may not be a paradise, especially if you dislike mosquitos, spiders, gnats, ticks, fleas, biting flies, wolves, sharks, cyotes, alligators, bees, and anything else that bothers you. Snow, ice, freezing rain, extreme heat, prickly plants, scorpions, bears, tigers, lions, cheetahs, apes, snakes, it's really hard to understand Charles Darwin's "Origin of Species", when you have a perfect mathematical model for breathable oxygen (well for the time being), gravity, an atmosphere that protects us from the Sun and keeps the moisture moving about plant life and animals. Food to eat, water to drink, urbal medicines created by our Native Americans. Yeah, there is some calculated risk, but the Human race is growing ever so popular. I still look at all of those stars in wonder, if Einstein says nothing can be created or destroyed, then how did we come to be, and if our great mathematician wants us gone, he made it, what does a Quantum Physics Scientist think that it couldn't be destroyed? Look at it this way, you send a Soldier into war trained to kill, he / she is compressed like a spring, then that warrior comes home and has not yet unsprung the spring. It's like explaining Mozart to a blind snake. I see the Bible as a guide and a way of explaining history by letter communication. The energy that flows through us and obeys chromosomes, genetic DNA, made us all different in size, shape, color, culture, language has yet to be explained so even a Cave Man can do it.
Like Mars or the Moon can be colonized? NOT! Sun's rays would fry anyone trying to plant a colony there!
If this planet decides to Fart a big enough methane cloud , We will all **** the bed.
Don't think any little kid should be handling a weapon... extremely poor taste and irresponsible.Other are very funny, the ones I saw.... I quit a few after this sight thought there was humor in a kids hands o9n a high powered weapon... Some people are just STUPID!
F*** B**** Get Money..... LOL :)
That is for the pic. #14
It's easy to laugh at these notes and at first glance, most are funny. However, the one's regarding "running away" are not funny. Because a child can't express him or herself well is not reason to laugh. If you get one of those notes, please, take it seriously and do not laugh. I've worked with kids for years. Try to recall what it was like to be a kid and have serious feelings that people laughed at or ignored to the extent that you want to run away. Talk to your child about it and listen without being defensive. If you only laugh and the child finds he or she cannot really run away, the hurt goes underground often to turn up in my office years later... not forgotten. Kids can be delightfully funny. Just be careful when it really deserves more attention than a laugh. Being taken seriously can mean the world to a child.
All the videos with the notes which were made by little kids were AWESOME (in my opinion). In fact, just exploring the mind of a little kid will help us (in a way) to get ready to try and help everyone in this world.