We're not exactly sure why, but DJs have completely ridiculous names. And now you can get your own completely ridiculous DJ name for yourself. Just match the first letter of your first name and the last letter of your last name in the chart below and you have your very own personalized DJ name. (For example, George Bush's DJ name would be "DJ Mumford & Ass Cheeks" while Barack Obama would be "DJ Ponce de Orgasm.") Find your name and start spinning. And when you're done, take our Hipster Baby Name Generator for a spin.