By Matt Shirley
May 15, 2013
by Matt Shirley
The beach: Not meeting your expectations since the beginning of time.
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A virus caused by bacteria? That's new
Except if it was Hawaii for parking, drive around endlessly for 1 hour looking for an open space which will be half a mile from the beach. Then be surrounded by toddlers screaming and crying, poor pale tourists frying in the sun, go into water made scummy by said toddlers. End up swallowing gallons of salt water then a few days later get a virus probably caused by the bacteria in the scummy water. Fun!