By Cory Jones
Apr 08, 2013
It's Monday, so you better make sure the coast is clear before embracing the week.
I only use Michaelsoft programs in my computers.
Snickers needs to make this commercial.
I hate bread head.
Wouldn't it be fun if Maroon 5 toured with a live Jaguar that came on stage during this song? And mauled them?
Don't feed the animals.
And you earned that deploma.
Just a little off the ears, please.
White meat chicken is my favorite kind of beef.
Click here for more awesome you had one job meme photos.
Kids are so cute at that age.
According to the news we need more physics majors in America. Just show them this and we'll have a new generation of Isaac Newtons.
When life gives you lemons, shoot the shit out of them using your leg to hold your gun steady.
Sexy Bill Gates is sexy.
There's nothing better than animals smashing their faces up against glass.
Maybe she meant Uranus.
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This would be funny...if that were a Jaguar.
IT IS STILL STEALING, SO CARES!!!!
IT IS STILL STEALING, SO WHO CARES!
Are you aware that a number of your \"robbery fails\" are not robberies at all, but burglaries. Burglaries are not robberies. Robbery IS ONLY THE FORCIBLE TAKING OF PROPERTY. If you break into a closed business THAT IS NOT ROBBERY BUT BURGLARY.