By Cory Jones
Mar 27, 2013
Is there anything better than a nice boneless banana on hump day? Don't answer that.
He has no idea what he's doing, but I'm guessing no one will try to break in.
So that's why he danced like that.
Why the long horse?
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Uhh, hey, I'm kinda busy here.
Our pizza's almost ready.
Kids these days. AMIRITE?
When you love a present so much...
I'm stripes, and you're an ass.
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Yes, it's a double standard. But that doesn't make it wrong.
I don't know if this is a horse or a donkey or a goat. But I like it.
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