By Paul Ulane
Mar 27, 2013
First we had Grumpy Cat. Now we have Grumpy Toad. Both love puns but hate just about everything else.
I toad you kids, get off my log.
I parked my car one time. It got toad.
Woke up sick this morning. Frog in my throat.
Get out of here you tadpoles.
Licked myself. Didn't trip out.
Grumpy? I'm hopping mad.
Think I'm a prince? Kiss my ass.
I secrete highly poisonous toxins? Good.
Am I mad? Just a tad.
Flies. I hate them.
Lil Wayne was in a coma? I hope he croaks.
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This is so funny!
WHO TOAD YOU THAT !