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By Cory Jones
Mar 11, 2013
Just because it's Monday doesn't mean you have to hate your life and want to quit your job and possibly murder anyone who says "Don't you hate Mondays?"
If you're feeling a little too cranky, just calm yourself down with today's funniest photos on the Internet.
She really loves rock.
Everyone's got a sad story.
Is it me, or is Justin Bieber taking his assclownness to new heights?
These are my kind of memories.
This jacket needs more text.
The Angry Mob, broken down.
Just don't ask for the wax.
These guys are having more fun than you.
This is a photo of a man dressed as a penis throwing an inflatable doll at strangers. That is all.
I would be this shirt. And I'm a man.
Dear Evil Genetic Scientists,
Make this happen.
We all are Snoopy.
This cat likes to party.
Who needs rear view mirrors?
The evil is strong in this one.
This is very true.