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By Cory Jones
Mar 07, 2013
Another day, another funny photo gallery full of puggarpillars that turn into puggerflies.
This is the worst trust game ever.
This is the best defense for getting super fat.
If you're not aware of the poorlydrawnlines comic, you should be.
I really hope that wasn't Halloween.
I like this kid's attitude.
Seriously guys, these are starving artists thanks to your freeloading.
Time sure does fly.
We've all got problems.
Someone has made some very good life decisions.
Welcome to the job market, class of 2013.
Photoshopping is much more effective than working out.
If you're going to wear a shirt, might as well make it the Dog Dad shirt.
This is just good information.
If you're going to throw away a mattress, do it right.