Life's Unanswerable Questions: The Quiz

The ability to commit one murder without any legal, social or financial consequences or you get to fly first class on every flight you take for the rest of your life?

An unlimited supply of your favorite beer for the rest of your life or getting to throw one pitch in a Major League Baseball game but it's the game-winning strike of the World Series for your favorite team?

The ability to fly for a day or every day is Saturday but you can't use a car?

Adam Sandler's remote control from Click that controls the universe for a week or a house that has one room that is always completely full of perfectly fresh and warm McDonalds french fries with none of the health risk side effects for the rest of your life?

Never work another day in your life or one year as Kate Upton's personal sex slave?

To be king of an oppressed nation where you can make ay decision you want and no one will question your authority or never have to sit through another YouTube commercial again?

Michael Jordan's basketball skills from the prime of his career for one year or the ability to eat whatever you want for the rest of your life without ever gaining any weight?

The world's largest penis and mimimum wage for life or impotence and 100 million dollars?

The ability to teleport for a week or being able to make any of your enemies shit their pants on command for the rest of your life?

The ability to eat any fast food you want, whenever you want, without ever getting diarrhea or one night with every 2013 Victoria's Secret Angel.

Pick any member of Guns N' Roses and then get to live his life for the year of 1988 or the ability to be invisible?

The memory eraser from Men in Black or your hometown wins one of the four major professional sports titles every year (but you never know which one it will be)?

Never have to shave but always look completely clean shaven or every page you ever open for the rest of your life loads instantly with absolutely no buffering?