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By Cory Jones
Mar 06, 2013
It's not like you were A) doing anything that was really important. Or B) ever going to do anything with your life.
The sooner you accept that, the sooner you can enjoy today's funny photo gallery.
I would be smiling, too, if I was that shark.
You do whatever you have to do.
No! Beat it!
We've got you surrounded red dot.
This is a very good story.
Stupid, stupid, lovable cats.
Liam Neeson is a great actor. And an even greater Youtube commenter.
I'm guessing this wasn't real, but it should have been.
Just that place in particular.
We usually don't try to post too many someecards (because they're all so awesome), but this one hit home.
The Internet needs more funny Shemale comics.
Comic book fanboys are totally going to start buying Volvos now.
Is this what they feed prisoners?
I've always wanted a pure bread cat.
Ben Franklin is a smart guy. Almost as smart as me after I've had four beers.
Suspicious Chihauhau is also great at fending off those annoying dinner-time telemarketer phone calls.
No worries. Nothing a quick Command + Z can't undo.