Bragging about your hook-ups is bush league. Keep those close to your vest.
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By Cory Jones
Mar 04, 2013
If there's one thing this Monday needs, it's a wormhole that takes us straight into Friday.
But since science has let us down with their lack of wormhole machines, we're going to have to settle for a gallery of funny photos.
If Jennifer Lawrence becomes the new Pope, I might be able to forgive all that pedophilia.
Short answer: No.
I bet that accountant is pretty funny and can totally kick your ass.
God bless America.
I would download this.
The better question is, why would you ever want to unsee the Colonel with a tiny body instead of a string tie.
This is so true, it makes me want to drink 12 Dos Equis.
Colombian Man is giving Florida Man a run for his money.
I assumed there was a pussy under there.
I'll take it.
I assume this is what Australia looks like from space.
I hate this guy.
This is either the best or the worst way to try to get adopted.
This is like when Steve Vai used to play those double guitars. (Except even more lame.)
Run free, wild truck. Run free.
The best part about Donald Trump is that that is his real hair.
Ha, Ha, Ha
this is funny
this is awesome