By Cory Jones
Mar 01, 2013
March is here. Which means...that February is over. Well, that was kind of anti-climactic.
The differences are subtle.
This graph on running is 100% accurate.
This is the second best reason I've ever heard to not die a virgin.
I feel like I may have written this book.
In fairness, that's a pretty difficult question.
Who wore it better?
Alabama is essentially the black belt of redneck ninja.
31,103 teens are very, very stupid.
This is a helpful reminder.
I need to drink more milk.
Why wasn't this movie nominated for any Oscars?
Boys and girls have very different sex education classes.
Ain't no party like a sombrero pope party.
How the Christian Right sees Harry Potter.
This facemorph is called Zooey DaveChappelle.
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You should probably be careful even around wax Michael Jackson
It's really hard to keep up with this watch.
That's a shitty job.
Troll teacher FTW.
Those are some interesting drawings.
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