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Check your calendar. Does it say, "today"? If it does, it must be time for today's funniest photos. (If it doesn't, you have the world's worst calendar.)

Now that most of the world communicates in shorts spurts of letters via text and e-mail, we thought it only made sense to update the most famous movie scenes in history with Internet slang.

We hope you're fired up and ready to angrily argue something because we have compiled the 100 greatest quotes from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. 

Just like GIFs will never stop looping, we hope you never stop laughing at our funniest GIFs of the week.

There have been a lot of terrible mistakes made over time in the sports memorabilia business, most of which are highlighted in our gallery of the worst sports collectibles of all time.

Forget horse meat, there are way worse things that the meat processing industry puts in your food...a professor who was busted watching porn in class got a premium membership offer from PornHub for his troubles...the luckiest thieves in the world live in South Carolina, where some crooks just made off with $19,000 worth of Girl Scout cookies...if you want to make a bunch of Bond jokes about your newborn, the new Aston Martin stroller will cart your kid around in style for only 3 grand...iPads can do anything - even second-degree assault.

Nikee Sawyer is an Australian TV star who is way prettier than any pair of Nikes you will ever see on this side of the pond.

The only thing better than hot girls hula hoping is hot girls hula hooping in GIFs...great jocks love other great jocks and nowhere is that more apparent than in this list of the greatest husband-wife pairings in sports...it's a fact of life, athletes get arrested, but rather than fret over it, let's celebrate it with 35 classic athlete mug shots.