Top Shelf for Wednesday Feb 27th, 2013 - Current day raps by has-been rappers, hilarious Twitter typos, taser videos, Tricia Helfer and more. - Mandatory

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The Best of Today's Internet
Wednesday Feb 27th, 2013
1. Argo Home Alone

With Argo winning the top honor at the Oscars this year, Argo Home Alone should definitely be a front-runner for the 2014 Academy Awards. Oh Kevin, when will you learn.

2. The Greatest Pics You Will See Today

Funny pictures make everything better. Having a bad day on the job? Funny photos. Just got fired? Funny photos. Just went bankrupt? Today's funniest photos will have you laughing all the way to the bank. (Just make sure you take out a low interest loan while you're there.)

3. Current Day Raps By Has-Been Rappers

When everything is going well, rappers love to brag and boast about all their riches. But what happens when it all goes away? You get these totally depressing current raps by has-been rappers.

4. Today in Twitter Typos: Sea Section

As long as the world keeps running to Twitter to prove how stupid it is, we will continue to share the world's stupidity. Today's Twitter typo: sea section.

5. The Craziest Taser Videos On The Internet

From classics to little-seen gems, we cover the best taser videos that have circulated on the Internet

6. How To: Pair Your Wine With Your Food

Don't look like a moron the next you go out to eat and the waiter asks you what you want to drink with your meal. This cool infographic shows you how to pair specific wines with specific foods

7. News You Will Care About

Budweiser accused of watering down beer even more than it already is...if you want to wear a spaghetti strainer on your head for your license photo, you gotta move out of the Garden State because the New Jersey DMV does not respect Pastafarians...Louis CK is a funny guy. He's also really observant, as proven by the 70 smartest things Louis CK has ever said...some people were offended by Seth McFarlane's opening song at the Oscars, but it had a definitively positive result on the movies he mentioned on IMDB...if you're looking for a reason to get angry today, just check out the six reasons it's nearly impossible to buy concert tickets online.

8. Tricia Helfer

Tricia Helfer is hot enough to make a cyborg sexy, as she proved with her role as Cylon Number Six in Battlestar Galactica.

9. Links You Will Like

No one can get enough of A.J. McCarron's girlfriend, so let's speculate on the 20 things Katherine Webb should do next...Carolyn Murphy has been modeling for a while, which means there are many super hot photos of Carolyn Murphy...the best of the goat remixes proves that goats make every song better, whether it's Bon Jovi or Taylor Swift.

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