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To paraphrase the great thespian Chris Tucker: It's Friday and we're almost certainly sure you ain't got shit to do, so today, we're going to get you to look at today's funniest photos.

Is that the face Nicole Kidman made when she won an Oscar or the face she makes when she's busted by the paparazzi? You make the call in our new game that's sweeping the nation, Oscar Face or Paparazzi Face. 

If you think people can't destroy feelings in 140 characters or less, you have obviously never seen our inappropriately hilarious tweets of the week.

Sometimes it's the simpler heckles that are the best, like when this guy just keeps screaming "Kevin!" at Kevin Garnett.

Leonardo DiCaprio got snubbed by the Academy and now it seems he's having a strange reaction to the rejection. Here's how Leo is dealing with the Oscar hype heading into this weekend.

Nothing should come between two lovers, unless, of course, one of those lovers is a woman and the other is a dog and they're banging in broad daylight...not to be outdone, a drunk 25-year-old UK man tried to have sex with an ambulance...Groupon may be saving you money but the company is losing over a million dollars a day...the Internet has officially entered the world of acadamia now that Florida Southern College has built a dorm for cats...since when is molding mashed potatoes into a boob and licking that mashed potato boob a crime?

Julia Voth is the real-life model for the character in the video game Resident Evil: Biohazard.

These might not be the most historic game-winners, but they are definitely the weirdest buzzer beaters you will ever see...Aiko Christine likes to pose for photos without many clothes on and that is a very good thing...this video is definitely the worst radio controlled plane takeoff you will ever see.