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By Cory Jones
Feb 21, 2013
It's Thursday. So why don't you crawl under your desk, check out some funny photos and wait til today blows over. It's Friday tomorrow. You've earned it.
Actually, I just see places to go #1 and #2. I don't even notice the sinks.
Actually, I drink 900 gallons and walk 20 miles. Is that gooder or badder mileage? (Bad at math and writing.)
Like a boss.
I would buy a lifetime subscription to this magazine.
Battleship kayak for the win.
Can someone find out if this works?
That's a high quality acronym for the side of your van.
The denim couch, explained.
I hate it when my elbow pain is associated with my groin pain.
Hermit crabs are super shitty at texting.
Just Eff It.
Before and after.
I'm pretty sure this is to scale.
Matt Damon likes what he sees.
*Cue lounge version of Jaws theme.
You better Trek yourself before you wreck yourself.
It's not always awesome to be tall.
The North Korean version of Up starring Kim Jong-un looks awesome.