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Having a terrible day at the office? Well, you have two options to fix that. You can quit. Which is probably a little dramatic. Or you can just look at today's funniest photos and forget all about your problems. Then you can get fired for looking at funny photos at the office and you'll never have to worry about having a bad day at the office again!

Everyone makes Oscar-winner predictions this time of year but we're here to make Oscar speech predictions. And trust us, if big-time actors like Daniel Day-Lewis, Anne Hathaway and Tommy Lee Jones made these unlikely speeches, the Oscars would be way more fun to watch.

We've put together this totally serious and incredibly helpful guide that will tell you what else you might like based on the type of music you currently listen to. 

Just how stupid are the people of Twitter? Short answer: very. Long answer: our regular series on Twitter typos returns with the word "bowel."

The animal kingdom is full of cute and cuddly creatures...that want to hide from you and then kill you. See if you can spot all the lurking predators in this gallery of camouflage animals.

Go ahead, try not to sound like a douchebag ordering Starbucks' newest most expensive drink, a 40-shot, 52 ounce behemoth called the Quadriginoctuple Frap...thanks to a new tourism push, you can now just fly to Colorado and score a nice stash of weed, brah...the New York Times dives deep into the process scientists use to develop the most addictive, and terribly unhealthy, snack foods that you love...not only is The Onion regularly fooling people, now The Onion knockoffs are tripping up senior members of the U.S. senate...a New York City man just set a new world record for playing Q*bert for 84 hours on just one credit. (What have you done with your life lately?)

Leanna Decker hails from Ashland, KY and was named Playboy's Cyber Girl of the Year 2012. Click her pic to see all of Decker's best photos, videos and more.

Jessica Michibata just landed a new gig with Tag Heuer and we have a feeling she is going to help sell a lot of watches...five-star linebacker Reuben Foster committed to Alabama but his football skills are really secondary to the wonderful photoshops that have been passed around online of Foster falling asleep standing up...in honor of Jerry Buss passing away, count down the top 15 winningest owners in sports history.